petition to start referring to wildly OOC shit designed to make people cry as “weepypasta”
i really don’t know why or when exactly i started listening to this much psychedelic rock/folk but ok
"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."
"That’s good of him."
-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier
DM: It is now morning and you wake. What do you do?
PC: immediately I check my stuff to see if the Rogue stole anything.
DM: You find that you must have misplaced 5 gold pieces.
PC: Eh, kinda deserve it.