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I did a double take with this. I thought it was a Dave Grohl chair.

it is

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M83, Midnight City

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Why The Republican AG’s Anti-Birth Control Lawsuits Should Be Over Before They Even Start

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Republicans oppose the new...

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Woman: Can I have birth control?

Government: No.

Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?

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I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)

Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.

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These dudes dance better than I do in heels. Then again I can’t even walk in heels. So there’s that.

Looks like I found what I will be sending in my mass good-bye email when I get a new job…

damn son

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I do not hate my job but i love everything happening in this video

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The lady-boners comment…accurate. So accurate.
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HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU GUYS THAT MEN IN HEELS IS A KINK OF MINE? IT IS.
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“i’ll staple your tie to your eyes” UGH
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