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Hillary Clinton is America’s cool aunt.

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I hope he doesn’t drive.
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I guess he didn’t feel comfortable not looking out from behind bars, so now he takes the bars with him everywhere he...
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I feel like this would greatly impair your vision.
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Why…………………………………….
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oh sweet god. what? like the pain and sleeping. how would you get something out of your eye? what if you get surprised...
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im sorry but i think you’ve taken this to far
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i don’t know what is making me laugh harder: the piercings or that i thought this was justin timberlake.
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WUT. That looks like it’s hard to blink/feign surprise.
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glossylalia said: Does he want to see the world like he’s in jail at all times?
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you’re kidding me
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